My friend Chris was having a party and I decided to go to his house early to help set up. When I arrived a few people were already there. It was early and we all wanted to smoke some weed, so we started passing a joint around in Chris’ room. It was getting late but we were too lazy to get up so we turned on the TV. Meanwhile Chris’ parents came in, smelled the weed and were disappointed. I hadn’t seen them yet so I tried to alleviate the situation by giving his mom a hug. It somehow worked and they left us, but they still weren’t happy. On the TV CNN was playing, and there was some sort of weird documentary about Scott Brown. Except Scott Brown kept turning into Glenn Beck. Eventually I only saw Glenn Beck even though they were talking about Scott Brown. In the documentary they went to Glenn Beck/Scott Brown’s home and he took us on a tour. He had a few very large fields with some heavy machinery. The fields were dotted with small holes. As Glenn Beck led us around the fields we heard a strange moaning noise. He jumped into some mechanized suit and stomped on the hole where the moaning was coming from and then covered it up with some dirt. Soon I noticed that little domes started protruding from the fields and moaning. I got terrified and started running convinced that Glenn Beck is growing an army of aliens in his back yard while being able to take control of Scott Browns body.
